Ok, this time it is my birthday and we going on our next trip. Destination: sunny Turkey. Not particularly fancy or exotic one, but it’s not just a beach holiday either - it’s our annual ‘active holiday’ with Neilson (as their tag-line goes: ‘relax as hard as you like’). The plan: to catch a lot of sun, enjoy food and to do sports (primarily, windsurfing).
Below is my hopefully at least vaguely entertaining story about it.
Day 0: the flight.
I must say it wasn’t my luckiest day ever. We arrived at the Victoria station just in time to jump in the train to Gatwick airport. Literally 10 seconds before departure. Phew, that was close! Lucky us? Ummm, not really. In 10 minutes the conductor told us our tickets were not valid for the journey. What??? Apparently in a hurry we took the wrong train (same time, same destination). Actually I had a feeling something was wrong - it looked suspiciously fancier than usual. Well, It was a Gatwick Express. Unnecessary quicker and more expensive. Nothing to do - I had to buy another pair of tickets. Bollocks!
Next, at the check in we found out that there was a problem with our plane, so the flight would be delayed. No specific time yet. Taking express train to the airport seemed even worse idea. But apparently it wasn’t over. Not yet. My bank card was declined in one of the airport shops. Not now! I had another card with me, but no money on that account. Luckily I had a jezuz phone with me and could log in to my online banking to make a transfer between the accounts. It was painfully slow on EDGE, but possible.
You must agree, not a brilliant start. I did not want to take it as a bad sign, but I guess it made me a little bit more careful during the whole holiday :) Just a tiny bit.
The flight was 5 hours late. We visited most of the airport shops and had a dinner in a Cafe Rouge, where we had sea food with a bottle of white wine to my health (don’t forget, it was my birthday :)
Day 1.

We arrived in Izmir in the early morning ( 3am, is it early in the morning or still late at night?) and got transferred to the hotel with a hundred of other guests. Did not sleep too long though and were up around 10am when we headed to the beach after a breakfast and induction meeting. Now we can relax…
The place is beautiful, the whole resort is laid out as a local village with streets and ‘houses’, quite big, but still compact. The temperature is about +30C, which is just hot enough for us to be enjoyably tolerable.
Ok, now remind myself why I am here in the first place? Oh yes, windsurfing. Got my kit out in the sea. Let’s see how we do it :) I am not a pro, just started it a few years ago and doing it pretty much one week a year, so not that experienced. But even so… I was shocked and disappointed - I could barely stand on a board. And here is the problem: lack of wind and choppy sea. I still spent 2 hours on the water, with first 40 minutes mostly in the water :), cause I am stubborn. Got back. Tired. And not happy. Not at all. That wasn’t a windsurfing at all, but a rather long balancing exercise.
I also had a short wakeboard session that day. Again, a big failure. Have I totally lost my skills? I swear I could do it!
Tired. Ok, a dinner will cheer me up. The food is always just amazing at Neilson’s resorts. And we were very happy to see it was not affected by the world crisis :) You think you will loose a couple of kilos after being involved in all the activities and doing all the kind of sports. Nope. Why? Inclusive meals. And it’s not just because it’s a buffet, but because it is soooo gooood. The variety of food, local one and also more traditional British cuisine, the abundance of fruit and vegetables… Even if you just try a little bit of everything… your plate is full. You are full.
Day 2.

We signed up for tennis lessons and windsurfing. A wider board and a smaller sail made it much more enjoyable for me. Yes, I can still do it, I am the man! Spent hours on the water. Almost missed my lunch. Cooooooool. Dinner was not inclusive, but we were too tired to venture to a local village restaurant. Stayed in. Slept well.
Day 3.

Tennis in the morning. Now I know how the scoring works :) Apparently, tennis, together with windsurfing were going to be my main activities that week. No time/energy left for yoga/stretching/biking/volleyball. Oh well…
Everything hurts. The whole body aches. Yes, I am being very active.
The wind was very good for surfing that day. Finally. A couple of hours before lunch and more windsurfing shortly after. Very excited. And insatiable. The wind got stronger. Even more fun. But getting very tired. Could barely hold on to the sail :). Planing and flying. Sometimes over the board, when it’s too late to unhook the harness. Still fun! Got back to the shore. Could barely work, so exhausted. Everything hurts. And aches. But I was happy. Very happy. Veronika, can you please carry me up to our room?
Had dinner together with Richie and Olona, a couple we had met. Olona is a Russian speaking Ukrainian girl. Richie used to be a graphic designer and as it turned out we share the love for some sci fi, music and video games :) Dead Space is the scariest one, Bioshock is the most beautiful one (I say the best game ever).
Day 4.
This was our cultural part of the holiday. It wasn’t not our first visit to Turkey, so we knew pretty much what the local life was like. But we had a special trip that day - to the remainders of the ancient city of Ephesus.

A mysterious sign. Some part of me wants to buy watch, because it’s ‘genuine’ and apparently cheap, and the other part is refusing, because it’s ‘fake’. Very confusing.
It’s a few thousand years old, being rebuilt and number of times and only 10% of it is excavated so far. But oh boy, it’s incredible. In the time of Augustus, the population of Ephesus was 200,000. Built between the hills, it still looks very impressive. Amazing things you can do with a free labor :)

This is Odeon theater. Apparently it was roofed. And the steps are carved in a special way so the acoustics is amazing.

Main street. I guess it was that busy in the ancient times as well.

Well, this is a public toilet. Made of marble, of course. A slave had to sit on it before his master to warm the seat up. Nice.

That’s the most famous sight of the city - the Celsus Library.

And this is another huge theater, for 20,000 people. Music, drama and gladiators’ fights. It is still used nowadays and was the stage for Sting, Elton John and other stars.

After visiting Ephesus we came up the hill to visit what is believed to be the house of Virgin Mary, where she spent the last years of her life (a German nun saw a vision about this place, though had never traveled in her life), so the house was found/excavated.

There is a ‘holy water’ spring there with 3 tabs: one for good health, another for luck, and another one for love. I drank from all of them :)
And this is the Wishing Wall where people leave their wishes and prayers. I’ve left mine there as well. Who knows?
We got back to the hotel before the dinner. And we had quite a dinner that night :) The desserts were an absolute killer. I counted more than 30 different ones. In Turkey they say ‘Who eats sweats, talks sweet’. It must be very irresponsible. Can’t. Eat. Any. More. Desserts.
Day 5.
Cloudy. Lack of wind. Less windsurfing. More tennis. Chilling. Tried wake-boarding again. Much better this time.
Stayed in for bbq night. Tables were laid out in the pool area. Beautiful and romantic. Had fish and roasted lamb. And lamb again. Full.

Chilling out in the pool bar with Richie and Alona. Richie teaches me how to play backgammon. I actually won the second game :) Beginners’ luck.
Day 6.
Tennis tournament. Playing doubles me and Veronika won in the beginners’ group. Not too bad :) The wind is not picking up. We went snorkeling and took some pictures instead. And played tennis again.
Day 7.
Packing. The last lunch. Mmm, I am so going to miss this food… Got out in the water. Where is the wind? Nowhere near. Got back. Tennis. Swimming Pool. And the last chance to even the tan :)
Landed in Gatwick soon after the midnight. It’s quite chilly in here! Big city - cold and dirty. Still another couple of hours before I wrap myself in a duvet in my beloved bed. Tomorrow is a day for acclimatization and then back to work.
Dreams of another summer…
More picture here!